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Slasher Showdown: Freddy vs Jason vs Michael vs Chucky vs Leatherface (Part 1: 50-26)

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"Jimbo, don't be such a dead fuck." What does it say about us as a culture that one of our most enduring sub-genres is watching depraved men hack up pretty teens into bits? That we rock and we like cool shit! Go USA! In my ever-growing attempt to figure out what exactly this blog is, I decided we'd pivot away from the territory of musical comedy that my first two articles have covered, lest people think all I do is talk about people who do funny songs. So we find ourselves in a completely different section of pop culture entirely. And I'm excited about this one, because, mm, I love me a good dumb horror movie.  In the "slasher" sub-genre, there exist several icons, but I'm willing to go out on a limb and say if you polled the general public, the five names you would hear the most would be Freddy, Jason, Michael, Chucky & Leatherface (who may be referred to as "the  Texas Chainsaw  guy", or even simply, "the guy with the chainsaw...

"NO, WE'RE ALL OUT OF BEARCLAWS!" Ranking Weird Al's Albums, Worst to Best - Part 2 (7-1)

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  7 . Mandatory Fun (2014) It's nice bit of symmetry that we left off on Al's debut album and come back here with his most recent. This was a big one for Al, too. It was his final album on his contract, and he's indicated it may be his final album all together. It also represented a major milestone: Al's first number one album. That's pretty mind boggling for a comedy record, especially in 2014, but I think it speaks to - beyond an extremely clever marketing campaign - the infinite amount of good will Al has built up over the years. And hey! It's actually pretty dang good, too, which is neat.  The Parodies: I am a bit confused by the choice of album opener. Later tracks on the album like "Foil" or "Tacky" feel like perfect ways to start things off, but " Handy" ? As I mentioned on the last article, it doesn't help a parody's prospects when the song it's aping is one I'm not a fan of, and I can't say Iggy Azalea...