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Why The Heartbreak Kid (2007) Is One of the Worst Remakes of All Time

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Boy, that Severance finale was good, eh? With all the acclaim and accolades he's receiving these days as a director/producer, it's a real possibility at this point we never see Ben Stiller starring in a comedy film again. Which, ya know, is and isn't a shame.   Stiller certainly has a unique energy for someone who ended up an A-lister. His first big break (outside of a small role in Spielberg's war epic Empire of the Sun ) was being hired as a writer and performer on Saturday Night Live, where he left after only 4 episodes because they wouldn't let him do his more esoteric short films. Later on, he'd land his own sketch show at FOX, where he cast Janeanne Garofalo, Bob Odenkirk and a totally chill guy named Andy Dick as his co-leads, and filled his writers room with the likes of future Mr. Show vets David Cross and Dino Stamatopoulos. That doesn't read like a guy who'd eventually headline three Night at the Museum movies. Pictured: A man more than lik...

Slasher Showdown: Freddy vs Jason vs Michael vs Chucky vs Leatherface (Part 2: 25-1)

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Reminder: Spoilers Lay Below C-Tier (Cont'd):  25.  Halloween II (2009) "How'd you like to be fucked by the Frankenstein monster?" It's interesting this is the movie Rob Zombie had to be talked into making, because he actually seems far more consistently engaged with the material this time around. Unlike 2007's  Halloween , this movie actually does have a level of interest in its characters beyond "boy, ain't this all so fucked up?" Of all the " Halloween movie about the aftermath of living through a Halloween movie"'s, this feels the most dedicated to that idea. It's almost oppressive in its dour tone, especially in the director's cut. Yet it operates with a profound sense of empathy for its young female protagonist, the same character the first film felt almost entirely disinterested in. I suppose it makes sense that the "Living Dead Girl" author would have no handle on Laurie Strode: Normal Teenage Girl, but i...